1. He’s my little brother. (Not really. but that’s how I feel about him.)
2. He’s opening a BBQ joint called Gunshow down the street from my house just for me. (Not really, but that’s how I feel about it.)
3. He should have won Top Chef season 6 — foiled by a matsutacke mushroom my ass!
4. He guest appears on Cartoon Network’s Archer.
5. Fucker can cook.