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  Grant Henry is thinking of becoming an official preacher, and bought a bunch of land somewhere, where he is planning to create a camp called Sister Louisa’s Revival, where he plans to host retreats and such. Of course the…

My new cat is a serial killer. I’ve finally had to come to terms with this after she kept coming up from the basement all groggy from feasting on woodland creatures she’d lured there from under the porch. It’s a…

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My friend Grant wonders why I refuse to ask the handyman across the street to supply me with pirated cable like he has for everyone else on our block.  “How can you turn down free cable?” Grant keeps insisting. “I’m…

  1. He’s my little brother. (Not really. but that’s how I feel about him.) 2. He’s opening a BBQ joint called Gunshow down the street from my house just for me. (Not really, but that’s how I feel about…

If I were to look back through my medical file to find the exact reason why it was so difficult for me to find reasonable health insurance recently, I could probably pinpoint it to the section that details my total…

If I’m going to be self-employed, aka poor, I suppose I should get the coupon situation figured out. I’ve been clipping them lately, but that’s about as far as I get. I keep forgetting to bring them with me to…

  1. Psychopaths focus on the positive — Jodi Arias said, “Mark my words, no jury will convict me,” even though there were time-stamped photos of her holding her lover Travis Alexander’s severed head by the hair. (Practically) 2. Psychopaths…